Sunday, April 24, 2011

Sunday Funnies 2011.04.24

I hope you're enjoying your Easter weekend.



Why does the Easter bunny hide his Easter eggs??

He doesn't want anyone to know he's been screwing chickens.


When the Easter rabbit was an infant his parents were killed in a tragic accident, leaving him an orphan. He was adopted by a family of squirrels who took him in and raised him as if he were one of their own. This adoption led to some peculiar behaviors, including a tendency to avoid hopping or jumping, but rather to run around like his step-siblings.

As the Easter rabbit got older, however, he soon faced an identity crisis. He went to his stepparents to discuss how he felt different from his step-siblings, was unsure of his place in the universe, and was generally forlorn.

Their response was, “Don’t scurry; be hoppy.”

3 comments:

JT said...

You're giving Denny a run for his money with that pun.

Anonymous said...

And that's really not what Denny needs!

He'll wind up with egg on his face!

CenTexTim said...

The yolk would be on him...?