Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Crafty Bastard

Still busy. Hopefully I'll have a little free time tomorrow. In the meantime...

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A fellow strolling on the beach stumbled across an old bottle. He uncorked it and out popped a genie, who said, "A thousand thanks for freeing me. In return, I will grant you one wish."

Immediately the man said, "I want to live forever."

"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

"OK," the man replied, "Then I want to live until Congress gets its head out of its ass!"

"You crafty bastard," said the genie.