Sunday Funnies 2013.03.10

It's Spring Break time! More on that later this week, but in the meantime...

Spring break—that’s when students take time off from football games, basketball games, dances, parties, and hanging out in bars, and go to Florida and relax.

Normal students go to exotic tropical locations for drink and debauchery. Other folks, however, celecrate Spring break differently. For Example:

Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities

10. Drink molasses 'til you heave

9. Wet-bonnet contest

8. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy

7. Buttermilk kegger

6. Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really bitchin' Clydesdale

5. Get tattoo: "Born to Raise Barns"

4. Cruise streets in Ft. Lauderdale shouting insults at people with zippers

3. Sleep in until six A.M.

2. Drive over to Mennonite country and kick some butt

1. Churn butter naked

Here's what male students expect during Spring Break.

Here's what they actually get.

Here's the facultys' perception of students on Spring Break.

Here's the students' perception of faculty members on Spring Break.

Here's what everyone hopes for but never gets.

Regardless, I'm gonna have a good time...