A lot of people wonder what a government shutdown would be like. I think a lot more people wonder what a government running properly would be like. – Jay Leno
The shutdown would mean that all non-essential workers would stop coming to work. I’m OK with that. Why do we even have non-essential workers? – Jimmy Kimmel
It looks like we’re heading for a government shutdown. And you thought Joe Biden had nothing to do before. – Jay Leno
We're heading for a government shutdown. This is serious. Without the government who will fail to inspect our airplanes? Who will fail to secure our borders? Who will put us 14 trillion dollars in debt? – Jay Leno
Members of Congress will still get paid if there's a shutdown. So it will be just like it is now. We'll be paying them to do nothing. – Jay Leno
My local post office has been rehearsing for a government shutdown for years. – Andy Borowitz
Congress will still be paid during a shutdown. That’s like eliminating the fire department and sending checks to the arsonists. – Andy Borowitz
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