This Gives "Concealed Carry" A Whole New Meaning

You can't make this stuff up.

A domestic dispute over space aliens escalated Saturday morning when a lingerie-clad New Mexico woman allegedly pointed a silver handgun at her boyfriend, a weapon she retrieved from her vagina, where it had been placed while the accused was performing a sex act, police allege.

McCarthy’s boyfriend told investigators that following the argument McCarthy departed her Aventura Road residence. Upon returning to the home, he told deputies, McCarthy went into her bedroom and later emerged “wearing lingerie and a silver handgun in her vagina.” She then proceeded to “have inner course with the gun,” according to the court filing.

After removing the gun from her vagina, McCarthy pointed it at her boyfriend’s head, investigators charge. Fearing that he could get shot, the man grabbed the weapon from McCarthy and put it in the toilet.

Putting the gun in a toilet makes about as much sense as anything else in this story.

On second thought, where else would you put a gun your crazy girl friend removed from her vagina and threatened you with?

I have absolutely nothing to add to this bizarre story (well, an obscene joke about 'snatching the gun' does come to mind...).